Eurogamer meets Monty Python
Terries Jones and Gilliam talk games.
Right, so that's... I won't be alone on Facebook, then.
Could you be on Facebook and have a lot of heavies around you to make sure that nobody can talk to you, because you're so important or... Lonely?
Twitter! I find emails take up half my day. The idea of having to spend any more time being in communication with people is just... Aararhahrahrghh [does famous ratbag woman voice] CAN'T STAND IT, I CAN'T STAND IT TERRY ARRAGHGHG.
It's OK, it's OK. We have a game that they will play. They won't bother you any more. They'll play this game and they'll [starts panting again] and they'll be like that forever. You'll be safe.
Yes. Thank you. And...
And making money. Quite honestly, that's what we're interested in. Terry's got to pay for his...
My funeral. I'm raising money for that.
And the gravestone.
The gravestone. That's what we're talking about, I'll do one, a really beautiful one, big one, maybe an obelisk, and people who buy the games should be able to have their name on my gravestone. Wouldn't that be nice?
We don't know yet! It depends whether...
Four million people...
...Subscribe to the game. Then we might see some money. But we have no idea what we might make.
Yeah. 3,999,999 won't do it. 4 million or nothing. There's this plateau. Then we're rich, beyond that. Below - paupers.
We were forced into it.
Yes, we were forced into it.
His child was held hostage for a period of months.
Otherwise we wouldn't have done it, because I understand these games are addictive and that we extort money out of young children and things like that.
And since mainly the Python income has been cocaine and other hard drugs, this is going to take away from our real business, which is drugs.
Terryism?
Terryism? Yes, that's a good idea.
[Begins squeaking] Is that how you milk the cow? [More squeaking]
Well, we hope it will.
We've got chickens.
We've got chickens in there, yes. But you throw them at the castle, don't you?
That's true, that is true. And we have a cow we throw. So this is practically the same business, it's practically the same game. You milk the cow on the other game and then you throw it in ours.
I think the Ministry of Silly Games is complimentary to FarmVille.
And Grand Theft Auto.
Yes. And everybody who is on FarmVille will probably need to buy into the Ministry of Silly Games as well.
You can milk the chickens on ours.