Tomb Raider : Necrophiliac
A very literal adaptation of flogging a dead horse, this time on the PlayStation 2
Not content with killing Lara off in Tomb Raider Chronicles, it seems that Eidos have decided to revamp her for yet another outing, this time on the PlayStation 2. The parent-pleasingly named Spank! has a single screenshot of our luscious heroine in action, flaunting her assets with a very large polycount. The background, as the writer points out, is simply a bitmap of some location presumably relevant to her new adventure, but if she is to make a Harold-in-Neighbours-style comeback from the dead, (ugh, they never found her body) perhaps we'll have a game more along the lines of 16-bit classic Flashback. On the other hand perhaps we'll have a dull 3D platform game where the emphasis is more on Lara's disproportionate breasts than the action.