Skip to main content

The Double-A Team: their lives are in your hands - and your wife is in your arm - in Bionic Commando

Rad.

The Double-A Team is a new feature series honouring the unpretentious, mid-budget, gimmicky commercial action games that no-one seems to make any more.

Last week, Oli Welsh explored the hokey canine charms of Dead to Rights. Today we're taking to the skies with Bionic Commando.


At the core of it all is a perfect bit of animation. It's the leap that sells this game, the leap of faith. Off the edge of a staircase or out through a hole knocked in a wall, out, out into the open air. Arms reaching, chest forward, hurtling to the ground. And then the hook sizzles and rushes and clamps on and the line goes tight and you're yanked in a new direction. Onwards! Upwards!

Grappling hooks are a wonderful bit of wish-fulfilment - an ideal tool for any video game that wants to make your wilder fantasies of traversal come true. Who doesn't want to move faster, leap higher, zip around from here to there? Who doesn't look up in the bright cities of the world at all those towers rising overhead and feel a little sad that the vertical wonders of modern space are pretty much closed off to most of us?

Capcom's 2009 reimagining of Bionic Commando had a lot of tricky stuff to overcome. There was the spectre of a legendary 8-bit original, all that woozy nostalgia to be compared to unfavourably. Then there was one of the silliest plot twists in all of video game history involving a missing wife and a prosthetic arm. Then, and I suspect I am right about this, there was a limited budget. There must have been, because Bionic Commando has to make so much of its fun out of simple ideas repeated with simple variations, butter, as Bilbo once put it, scraped over too much bread. But none of this really mattered, because at the core of it all is that perfect bit of animation: the leap, the swing, the body carving through the sky. Onwards!

Bionic Commando casts you as a super-soldier of some kind - you work for the FSA, which is presumably not the Financial Services Authority or even the Food Standards Agency - sent into a recently irradiated city on a mission to.. to... To be honest, I've never really paid this part much attention. The important thing is that you're the kind of super soldier who comes with a bionic arm, and the arm in question is a grappling hook that allows you to swing about the city, moving from one overhanging twill of rebar to the next.

Freedom! But because this is 2009, that freedom comes at a bit of a price. Or does it? Bionic Commando is a reminder that the last few years in games have often been about automation: taking something complicated and making it feel simple. Just Cause gives you a grappling hook but it's a doddle to use. Marvel's Spider-Man channels the pitch-perfect web-swinging of Spider-Man 2, but somehow it's become something my five-year-old was able to pick up and master in a matter of seconds.

Bionic Commando is different. You need to really pay attention. Your super soldier is capable of grace and poise as he arcs and hops through the city, but you need to learn your way towards that state. Hold down the trigger to extend the grapple when a grappleable point becomes available. Release it to let go. More importantly, watch for two little blue dashes on the screen that tell you the optimal moment to release, the moment when you've picked up the most momentum and will be able to travel to the next grapple point with little trouble.

Games can locate their character all over the place, I guess. Bionic Commando's character - its individual flavour - can be found here, as you learn to judge the best moment to release the grapel and risk a quick untethered journey through the air. Then, the new connection, that sense of being arrested in motion, yanked in a new direction. It's traversal, but it never ceases to be an event. When you get good at it, you really feel like you've learned to do something. You feel like you've picked up an actual skill, rather than the candy-coated skills that are handed out in the upgrade menus of other games, or tossed your way every now and then for levelling up. Combining it with the other basic move of reeling in the attached hook and then hopping upwards onto a new ledge, and there is real elegance of movement available if you put the time in.

Enter weapons, which come with very small ammo clips, and special moves, many of which are genuinely special. I love the ground-pound as you drop through the streets and shatter the earth beneath you. I love the moment you learn to boot a forklift into the air and then blast it into a distant foe. There are fleeting instances of forward-thinking here too. I sense a bit of Vanquish in the mix every time I pull off the zip-kick move that ends by spinning you backwards into the air. In some of the combat scenarios, as you zip around above your foes, separating them and picking them off one by one, there's a touch of Arkham, which, actually, now I've just Googled it, came out the very same year, 2009.

It all works because the environments support it, I think: Bionic Commando does a great job at linear dereliction, offering cityscapes and wilder spaces that seem open but which actually channel you pretty tightly. I can even forgive the clouds of radiation that prod you back in the right direction because the linearity the game's aiming for still includes room for personal flair.

And it works because, like many Double-A games, Bionic Commando is trying to do one thing well. The gunplay's alright, the missions are sort of okay and the sense of place is a bit pencilly, but just as Dead to Rights let you launch your dog at crims until the cows came home, Bionic Commando never tires of giving you an avenue to swing around and a bunch of high ledges to launch yourself from. Just so long as you're willing to put in the time to make it all work, obviously.

Read this next

seductrice.net
universo-virtual.com
buytrendz.net
thisforall.net
benchpressgains.com
qthzb.com
mindhunter9.com
dwjqp1.com
secure-signup.net
ahaayy.com
tressesindia.com
puresybian.com
krpano-chs.com
cre8workshop.com
hdkino.org
peixun021.com
qz786.com
utahperformingartscenter.org
worldqrmconference.com
shangyuwh.com
eejssdfsdfdfjsd.com
playminecraftfreeonline.com
trekvietnamtour.com
your-business-articles.com
essaywritingservice10.com
hindusamaaj.com
joggingvideo.com
wandercoups.com
wormblaster.net
tongchengchuyange0004.com
internetknowing.com
breachurch.com
peachesnginburlesque.com
dataarchitectoo.com
clientfunnelformula.com
30pps.com
cherylroll.com
ks2252.com
prowp.net
webmanicura.com
sofietsshotel.com
facetorch.com
nylawyerreview.com
apapromotions.com
shareparelli.com
goeaglepointe.com
thegreenmanpubphuket.com
karotorossian.com
publicsensor.com
taiwandefence.com
epcsur.com
mfhoudan.com
southstills.com
tvtv98.com
thewellington-hotel.com
bccaipiao.com
colectoresindustrialesgs.com
shenanddcg.com
capriartfilmfestival.com
replicabreitlingsale.com
thaiamarinnewtoncorner.com
gkmcww.com
mbnkbj.com
andrewbrennandesign.com
cod54.com
luobinzhang.com
faithfirst.net
zjyc28.com
tongchengjinyeyouyue0004.com
nhuan6.com
kftz5k.com
oldgardensflowers.com
lightupthefloor.com
bahamamamas-stjohns.com
ly2818.com
905onthebay.com
fonemenu.com
notanothermovie.com
ukrainehighclassescort.com
meincmagazine.com
av-5858.com
yallerdawg.com
donkeythemovie.com
corporatehospitalitygroup.com
boboyy88.com
miteinander-lernen.com
dannayconsulting.com
officialtomsshoesoutletstore.com
forsale-amoxil-amoxicillin.net
generictadalafil-canada.net
guitarlessonseastlondon.com
lesliesrestaurants.com
mattyno9.com
nri-homeloans.com
rtgvisas-qatar.com
salbutamolventolinonline.net
sportsinjuries.info
wedsna.com
rgkntk.com
bkkmarketplace.com
zxqcwx.com
breakupprogram.com
boxcardc.com
unblockyoutubeindonesia.com
fabulousbookmark.com
beat-the.com
guatemala-sailfishing-vacations-charters.com
magie-marketing.com
kingstonliteracy.com
guitaraffinity.com
eurelookinggoodapparel.com
howtolosecheekfat.net
marioncma.org
oliviadavismusic.com
shantelcampbellrealestate.com
shopleborn13.com
topindiafree.com
v-visitors.net
djjky.com
053hh.com
originbluei.com
baucishotel.com
33kkn.com
intrinsiqresearch.com
mariaescort-kiev.com
mymaguk.com
sponsored4u.com
crimsonclass.com
bataillenavale.com
searchtile.com
ze-stribrnych-struh.com
zenithalhype.com
modalpkv.com
bouisset-lafforgue.com
useupload.com
37r.net
autoankauf-muenster.com
bantinbongda.net
bilgius.com
brabustermagazine.com
indigrow.org
miicrosofts.net
mysmiletravel.com
selinasims.com
spellcubesapp.com
usa-faction.com
hypoallergenicdogsnames.com
dailyupdatez.com
foodphotographyreviews.com
cricutcom-setup.com
chprowebdesign.com
katyrealty-kanepa.com
tasramar.com
bilgipinari.org
four-am.com
indiarepublicday.com
inquick-enbooks.com
iracmpi.com
kakaschoenen.com
lsm99flash.com
nana1255.com
ngen-niagara.com
technwzs.com
virtualonlinecasino1345.com
wallpapertop.net
casino-natali.com
iprofit-internet.com
denochemexicana.com
eventhalfkg.com
medcon-taiwan.com
life-himawari.com
myriamshomes.com
nightmarevue.com
healthandfitnesslives.com
androidnews-jp.com
allstarsru.com
bestofthebuckeyestate.com
bestofthefirststate.com
bestwireless7.com
britsmile.com
declarationintermittent.com
findhereall.com
jingyou888.com
lsm99deal.com
lsm99galaxy.com
moozatech.com
nuagh.com
patliyo.com
philomenamagikz.net
rckouba.net
saturnunipessoallda.com
tallahasseefrolics.com
thematurehardcore.net
totalenvironment-inthatquietearth.com
velislavakaymakanova.com
vermontenergetic.com
kakakpintar.com
jerusalemdispatch.com
begorgeouslady.com
1800birks4u.com
2wheelstogo.com
6strip4you.com
bigdata-world.net
emailandco.net
gacapal.com
jharpost.com
krishnaastro.com
lsm99credit.com
mascalzonicampani.com
sitemapxml.org
thecityslums.net
topagh.com
flairnetwebdesign.com
rajasthancarservices.com
bangkaeair.com
beneventocoupon.com
noternet.org
oqtive.com
smilebrightrx.com
decollage-etiquette.com
1millionbestdownloads.com
7658.info
bidbass.com
devlopworldtech.com
digitalmarketingrajkot.com
fluginfo.net
naqlafshk.com
passion-decouverte.com
playsirius.com
spacceleratorintl.com
stikyballs.com
top10way.com
yokidsyogurt.com
zszyhl.com
16firthcrescent.com
abogadolaboralistamd.com
apk2wap.com
aromacremeria.com
banparacard.com
bosmanraws.com
businessproviderblog.com
caltonosa.com
calvaryrevivalchurch.org
chastenedsoulwithabrokenheart.com
cheminotsgardcevennes.com
cooksspot.com
cqxzpt.com
deesywig.com
deltacartoonmaps.com
despixelsetdeshommes.com
duocoracaobrasileiro.com
fareshopbd.com
goodpainspills.com
hemendekor.com
kobisitecdn.com
makaigoods.com
mgs1454.com
piccadillyresidences.com
radiolaondafresca.com
rubendorf.com
searchengineimprov.com
sellmyhrvahome.com
shugahouseessentials.com
sonihullquad.com
subtractkilos.com
valeriekelmansky.com
vipasdigitalmarketing.com
voolivrerj.com
worldhealthstory.com
zeelonggroup.com
1015southrockhill.com
10x10b.com
111-online-casinos.com
191cb.com
3665arpentunitd.com
aitesonics.com
bag-shokunin.com
brightotech.com
communication-digitale-services.com
covoakland.org
dariaprimapack.com
freefortniteaccountss.com
gatebizglobal.com
global1entertainmentnews.com
greatytene.com
hiroshiwakita.com
iktodaypk.com
jahatsakong.com
meadowbrookgolfgroup.com
newsbharati.net
platinumstudiosdesign.com
slotxogamesplay.com
strikestaruk.com
techguroh.com
trucosdefortnite.com
ufabetrune.com
weddedtowhitmore.com
12940brycecanyonunitb.com
1311dietrichoaks.com
2monarchtraceunit303.com
601legendhill.com
850elaine.com
adieusolasomade.com
andora-ke.com
bestslotxogames.com
cannagomcallen.com
endlesslyhot.com
iestpjva.com
ouqprint.com
pwmaplefest.com
qtylmr.com
rb88betting.com
buscadogues.com
1007macfm.com
born-wild.com
growthinvests.com
promocode-casino.com
proyectogalgoargentina.com
wbthompson-art.com
whitemountainwheels.com
7thavehvl.com
developmethis.com
funkydogbowties.com
travelodgegrandjunction.com
gao-town.com
globalmarketsuite.com
blogshippo.com
hdbka.com
proboards67.com
outletonline-michaelkors.com
kalkis-research.com
thuthuatit.net
buckcash.com
hollistercanada.com
docterror.com
asadart.com
vmayke.org
erwincomputers.com
dirimart.org
okkii.com
loteriasdecehegin.com
mountanalog.com
healingtaobritain.com
ttxmonitor.com
nwordpress.com
11bolabonanza.com