Counter-Strike: Condition Zero

"Do we care what porn sites you visit? Oh, dear god, no. My brain just melted."

Perhaps he Newell along.

Because Christmas cake is disgusting.

Valve semi-confirms new Counter-Strike.

Includes Left 4 Dead. Bargain!

By Brazilian Government.

And arrested by Canadian police.

Freed from weighty expectations thanks to a campaign of endless delays, panicked development and dreary pre-release review code, Condition Zero actually arrives in a much better state than you'd expect.